Wednesday, February 14, 2007

When will you, will you be famous?

Ok, David and Victoria, so you’ve got famous names but the only problem is you’re not famous yet. Well, outside the village anyway. What’s the solution? Marketing! That’s right – get yourselves out there. Advertise yourselves in the big, bad world. Everyone should know your names. You’re unique and special. You’ve got talents no-one else has. What’s that you say? Billboards next to the M1 are too expensive? Who said anything about billboards? We’re talking the web, baby. World-wide electronic exposure.

Put yourselves out in cyberspace and watch them all come and see you sparkle! That’s what this site is all about. Express yourselves. Write anything you want here. Knock yourselves out. Who’s going to criticise? Just be your brilliant selves. Then invite trusted friends and family (and friendly neighbourhood website-putters- up) to visit every so often. We wanna be with you. Let’s get closer. HEY! Not that close. We’re all married, now, remember?

Oh, yes: congratulations on your wedding officially! And belatedly. You can’t hurry genius? Ok, no excuses. Much groveling. Look on the bright side – you can think of this as an early anniversary present.

Love from the MarDi Gras, Dion & Marcia.

Now, get cracking and put some words in this here blank space. It may take some thinking; it may take some consideration. But, baby, it don’t take no wooden nickels…